"Watch out, there's poop right there."

"We're gonna play in the rain, baby- this is WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! Haven't you ever heard that song by Jack Johnson? No?"

"I guess since the other team walked off the field we're not playing today."

"I stole my neighbor's cereal."

"And then the scorpion says, 'Because it's my nature.' "

"I heard they called the police?"

"I'm covered in dog hair."

"Get up, keep moving!"

"ELMO!" 

"I don't dare open it."

"What do you have against Jack Johnson?" 

"Is that his car? Is it?"

"Are they playing? Can they play in this rain? They'll catch pneumonia!"

"She isn't wearing a hat? Oh my God."

"It tastes different now." 

"No, NO! You're the striker!"

"It'll pass in five minutes." 

"You make bath time so much fun."

"It just wrecked me.  WRECKED. ME." 

"Is that poop?"

"I need that, it's my lucky..."

"Of course flip-flops" 

"Omegas."

"Nothing.  What about you?"

"I lost it. But I washed it.  Now it's clean. Do you need it?"

"All by herself?"

"No, not here."

"Finally, I got a fairy tale."

"Atonement."

"When is it nap time?"

"I couldn't.  I didn't have a choice." 

"Where is that CD? Do you have it?"

"...Saturday morning and it's time to go, One day these could be the days but who could have known...we used to laugh a lot, but only because we thought that everything good always would, everything good always would remain..."

Mmm-hmmm.